You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret; all the best people are.
- Alice in Wonderland
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Put on your seatbelts, everybody... Put on your food belts!
(Richard Simmons:)
Put on you seat belts, everybody! Put on your food belts!
Oh no! It's not that time of year again. No, it can't be! It can't be! Tell me. Pinch me. Tell me it's not here!
It's The Most Fattening Time of the Year
(Parody of It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year)
It's the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
And everyone swilling
Down eggnog and beer
It's the most fattening time of the year
It's the lip-smackingist season of all
While you're shopping you're cheating
Impulsively eating
That junk at the mall
It's the heav- heaviest season of all
There'll be turkeys for basting
And stuffing for tasting
And giblets and gravy will flow
There'll be cookies that mom baked
And leftover fruitcake
From a Christmas a long time ago
It's the scale flattening time of the year
While your diet you're blowing
There's calories going
Straight down to your rear
It's the scale flattening time of the year
(Hey wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know there's food everywhere. Eggnog flowing out of fountains. It's like one big Bar Mitzvah. But listen, you don't have to do that. You could have small portions. And make ribbons instead of fudge. You can do it! Please try!)
There'll be after meal dozing
And arteries closing
Cholesterol levels will grow
It's too cold to go jogging
Too brisk for tobogganing
So pass me a hot buttered roll
Don't you dare touch that roll! I'm watching!
It's the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles
And chocolate Kris Kringles
Will tremble in fear
It's the most fattening time
It's a belt loosening time
It's the most fattening time of the year
*** Sad to say, I am already feeling it!***
Click HERE to listen to a sample of the song... it's great =)
Monday, December 14, 2009
Are you mad at me????
As I have been working out at the SJSU gym, I have shared a few smiles and a couple "hellos" with another avid exerciser. Mind you, we have never had a conversation before, and to this day I still don't know his name. As I go to jump on a treadmill, I smile at my exercising friend. He then does something out of the ordinary.... He approached me. The first thing he says to me is, "Are you mad at me?" I was somewhat taken back by the question. Why on earth would I be mad at him when I RARELY see him and have no clue who he is??? I politely say, "Um, no, what gave you that idea?" He then proceeds to tell me that the last time I worked out, it didn't seem like I wanted to see him. I seriously had to stop myself from laughing. Sadly enough, because my schedule has been so dysfunctional, I couldn't remember that last time I worked out; therefore, don't remember being mean to him. I quickly say it must have been a misunderstanding and we laughed it off...
My thought is, would that really be the best way to start a conversation with someone you don't even know? I mean, I have my socially awkward moments, but I know better than to come up to a complete stranger and say, " Are you mad at me?"
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Thought of the Day...
-- A FB Friend's Status
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
A Pick Me Up!
"Life is fun and exciting! Take discouragements and disappointments as time to regroup before you do something even MORE fun and exciting."
Saw this on a Facebook Status, and it was totally what I needed to read.... I'm just feeling a little down. Maybe it's the stress of finals or another bout of change is coming... but it's nice to remember that something "Fun and Exciting" is around the corner! (Hopefully!)Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Oh, those Red and Blue Lights....
I love this time of year when you get to see all the fun Christmas lights around the city! However, there are some red and blue lights that I never wish to see.... I am speaking of those awful cop car lights that only make you feel sick to your stomach!
I was walking home tonight and watched someone get pulled over. I could just feel their stomach churning.... I swear, it's one of the worst feelings getting pulled over. I am not sure what the individual did, but whatever it was, I am glad it wasn't me getting pulled over.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Glee - Lean On Me (HQ) [Official Glee Cast Version Music]
I know I have said I love Glee, but I just can't get enough =) I think their songs are REALLY GOOD!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
REPOST FROM MAY- Just thought I'd bring this back.... Needed a little boost
Hope on the other hand, is like the beam of sunlight rising up and above the horizon of our present circumstances. It pierces the darkness with a brilliant dawn. It encourages and inspires us to place our trust in the loving care of our Eternal Heavenly Father, who has prepared a way for those who seek for eternal truth in a world of relativism, confusion, and of fear.
-- Dieter F. uchtdorf
I just needed a little pick me up today, and believe this says it all!!!!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
This is what Happens when I'm Bored...
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
He is always there!!!
Monday, November 2, 2009
The New Chewy!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
Monday, October 26, 2009
Christopher Walken
Sunday, October 25, 2009
RaNdOm
Friday, October 23, 2009
Glee Single Ladies
Thought this part was HILARIOUS! I learned this dance over the summer..so I felt a little connection to this part! Sadly enough, I think they dance it better than I do (in football pads even!). Anyhoo... enjoy!!
Thursday, October 22, 2009
"I Will Never Know Why"
Saturday, October 17, 2009
We aren't supposed to color!
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Oakland Temple Outing...
Daniel thought it would be fun for me to check out the Oakland Temple... So we decided that we should do some baptisms today. What a great day--- Going to the Temple is always a fun experience. I absolutely enjoy going to different temples and seeing the unique features. We also has some random experiences. When Daniel was getting baptized, the Brother baptizing him had him just squat down. It was the oddest, yet funniest thing to watch. I actually had to stop watching because I couldn't stop laughing. Then, I decided to just a little "trip" into the font.... I was ok, but I think everyone around me was SHOCKED. They seemed more affected by my spill than I was. My dignity was a little damaged, but besides that, I was fine. To top it off, we ate lunch in the Temple cafeteria, and some man walks by and was like, " you both look like you are having so much fun! This is definitely the place to do that!" Yes, I agree. The temple is a great place to have a good day.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
TErrible COUGH....
Thursday, October 8, 2009
He's growing on me....
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
The ROK!
Sunday, October 4, 2009
You Look Like.... So and so has that bday too!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Community Service
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Maggots, Hiking, Paper...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Struggling...
1- I can hold my own at conducting music. I am not a pro, but I can get up there and wave my arm around to the beat! However, yesterday at the Women's Relief Society Broadcast dinner, I just couldn't do it. The song wasn't hard (As sisters in Zion), and it was in 3/4. I get up there and just can't find the beat for the life of me. I wasn't nervous, I have conducted before... The Visalia 7th Branch has me conduct all the time. Yesterday just wasn't my day!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Keep the Faith
This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002.
He was born with 2 legs -
He of course could not walk when he was born.
Even his mother did not want him.
His first owner also did not think that he could survive
and he was thinking of 'putting him to sleep'.
But then, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him
and wanted to take care of him.
She became determined to teach and train this little
dog to walk by himself..
She named him 'Faith'.
In life there are always undesirable things, so in order to feel better you just need to look at life from another direction.
I hope this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone and that everyone will appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day.
Faith is the continual demonstration of the strength and wonder of life.